Attempted Murder Retro Tote Bag

Meet our “Attempted Murder” Tote Bag— *This is NOT Legal Advice! We're pretty sure we could wing it in court but maybe best not to test it! 

This retro-style tote is made from soft, lightweight polyester with a non-woven laminate lining, so it’s practical without trying too hard. The design is printed on both sides, because if you’re making a point, make it twice.

Available in five handle colours — natural, white, red, navy blue, or black — and three sizes to suit how prepared you are to leave the house:
• 13" x 13"
• 16" x 16"
• 18" x 18"

Ideal for errands, work, shopping, or silently discouraging conversation. Funny, relatable, and very comfortable with boundaries.