Biting People Retro Tote Bag

Introducing our “Biting People” Tote— a tote bag with zero interest in being subtle, and a warning might avoid a prison sentence!

What’s under the sticker?

A swear word. Obviously.

The censor sticker is intentionally placed to cover part of the quote while still making the message very clear. It’s there for comedic effect, a little mystery, and plausible deniability in polite company.

Consider it swearing… but with manners.

Made from soft, lightweight polyester with a non-woven laminate lining, this retro-inspired tote is practical, durable, and absolutely aware of its own personality. The design is printed on both sides, because one side of sarcasm simply isn’t enough.

Available in five handle colours — natural, white, red, navy blue, or black — and three sizes so you can scale your preparedness accordingly:
• 13" x 13"
• 16" x 16"
• 18" x 18"

Ideal for shopping, commuting, gifting, or surviving the day with minimal interaction. Carry your stuff. Keep your boundaries.