Getting Old Retro Tote Bag

Meet our “Getting Old” Tote— for women of a certain age who are warm, wise, and completely out of patience.

This retro-style tote is made from soft, lightweight polyester with a non-woven laminate lining, because life is heavy enough already. The design is printed on both sides, so your mood is clearly communicated from every angle.

Available in five handle colours — natural, white, red, navy blue, or black — and three sizes, depending on whether you’re carrying essentials, snacks, or emergency supplies:
• 13" x 13"
• 16" x 16"
• 18" x 18"

Perfect for shopping, work, appointments, or surviving hot flashes, brain fog, and other unsolicited symptoms. Funny, relatable, retro, and unapologetically honest — just like you.