I Have to Pee Retro Tote Bag

Say hello to our “I Have to Pee” Tote Bag – because sometimes your tote needs to do the talking for you.

This retro-inspired beauty is made from soft, lightweight polyester with a non-woven laminate lining, so it’s sturdy enough for groceries, books, or whatever emotional baggage you’re carrying today. The design is printed on both sides, because one side of attitude is never enough.

Choose from five handle colors – natural, white, red, navy blue, or black – to perfectly match your mood (or outfit… or personality crisis). Available in three sizes so you can go from casually prepared to over-prepared:
• 13" x 13"
• 16" x 16"
• 18" x 18"

Perfect for shopping, gifting, work, errands, or silently judging strangers in public. Funny, sarcastic, retro, and unapologetically relatable – just how a tote should be.

For people holding it together—barely. Funny, relatable totes for daily errands and emotional baggage alike.