Silently Judging Retro Tote Bag
Silently Judging Retro Tote Bag
From
Meet our “Silently Judging Your Plastic Bag” Tote — because someone has to say it, and it might as well be your tote.
This retro-inspired tote is made from soft, lightweight polyester with a non-woven laminate lining, making it sturdy enough for everyday errands and morally superior grocery trips. The design is printed on both sides, so your judgement is clearly visible from every angle.
Available in five handle colours — natural, white, red, navy blue, or black — and three sizes, depending on how many reusable bags you remembered this time:
• 13" x 13"
• 16" x 16"
• 18" x 18"
Perfect for shopping, commuting, farmers’ markets, or quietly reminding strangers that single-use plastic is a choice. Funny, retro, sarcastic — and just environmentally smug enough.
