Train Wreck Retro Tote Bag

Introducing our “Train Wreck” Tote — a tote bag with zero interest in being subtle.

Made from soft, lightweight polyester with a non-woven laminate lining, this retro-inspired tote is practical, durable, and absolutely aware of its own personality. The design is printed on both sides, because one side of sarcasm simply isn’t enough.

Choose from five handle colours — natural, white, red, navy blue, or black — and three sizes depending on how much nonsense you plan on carrying:
• 13" x 13"
• 16" x 16"
• 18" x 18"

Perfect for errands, work, shopping, or silently judging people in public. Funny, retro, and unapologetically bold — just how we like it.

Because sometimes the tote is sober, but the message isn’t. Perfect for wine lovers, gin enthusiasts, and anyone who laughs best after a drink.