Row Ya Boat Retro Tote Bag

Meet our “Row Ya Boat” Tote — for people who enjoy their own company and tolerate others selectively.

What’s under the sticker?

A swear word. Obviously.

The censor sticker is intentionally placed to cover part of the quote while still making the message very clear. It’s there for comedic effect, a little mystery, and plausible deniability in polite company.

Consider it swearing… but with manners.

This retro funny tote is made from soft, lightweight polyester with a non-woven laminate lining and features a double-sided print, so there’s no confusion about the message. Practical, durable, and refreshingly honest.

Available in five handle colours — natural, white, red, navy blue, or black — and three sizes:
• 13" x 13"
• 16" x 16"
• 18" x 18"

Perfect for errands, workdays, and public appearances where smiling feels optional. Bold, sarcastic, and completely unbothered.

Retro-inspired, funny, slightly inappropriate, and absolutely intentional.